From Oprah to Andy F Noya, We’ve been heard trillion times they advice us to do something what we like. It’s the things when we do our career, gone to the workplace not as an obligation but more to a recreation. So basically we did the things we passionate about either it is singing, dancing, painting, whore-ing and anything else. BUT we know that we are living in a hypocrite country named Indonesia, where all of the kemunafikan dan keputusasaan terjadi. We can’t do anything we like that free. There are still others that MAY feel disturbed by our action.
Speaking about being disturbed, here’s my top 3 Indonesian Celebrity that I think they SHOULD find another career because they disturbed me enough with their existence. But kudos for them that eventually inspired me.
#3 Mike Lewis
He’s the new comer in dunia persinetronan Indonesia, and I wouldn’t know him if it’s not my mom that forced the whole family to stare our TV watching trashy sinetron by dominating the remote. Mike Lewis name first mentioned in Tamara Blezinsky’s divorce infotainment news, he considered as the third person of Tamara’s marriage. -Oh like I care, but I once tuned into Infotainment in the black days-.
Yes, we should agree that he has an above average looks, but it doesn’t mean that he can act! Worse thing is he can’t speaks Indonesian well either. Every single move in his cast is nothing but a stupid clumsy below average acting. Mike, enough, just don’t do acting career. Don’t trust Om Samuel Wattimena said that you have a bright acting career potential, he just wants to sleep you anyway.
#2 Bams Samsons
Wonder what is my morning cell phone’s alarm tone is? It is Bams Samsons singing : “Tak akaaaannn. . tergantiiiii.. .semua kenangaaaannnn. .yang telah terjadiiii.. . .”. I just can’t wake up early in the morning with a Nokia regular tone. I need something strong, something aggressive so I could shocked and wake up from my heavenly dream. I’ve tried a 9 volt automatic electrocution to wake me up early in the morning but I prefer Bam Samsons singing. . it’s equal in strength and effectiveness but less painful.
Honestly Bam’s voice is far worse than choked Ariel, and far more useless than Andika Pratama’s singing career. Oh well, I have to admit, samsons lyric is-not-that-bad, but everything is the matter of the delivery right? So samsons, next time you want to make it works, you don’t have to fire Bams, replace the vocalist with someone else and put him in the back management office, . or make him as the co-Vocalist that only spell “na na na na la la laaaa”, Since we know whose father pay the bills *chuckle*.
#1 Saipul Jamil
Aside from what he did, the one and only Saipul Jamil must be an inspiration of us all. It’s a flesh living example how we should survive and keep on living. You know, he was considered as good looking back in our darkest era of Aneka Yess magazine. I have no idea he win or he lose-like I care- but eventually he included in a trio vocal group named “GAUL”, yes the name is as disgusting as it sounds. As GAUL sudah nggak gaul lagi, and all of the members has passed the puberty, they quit it (thanks God).
Living in a metropolitan city named Jakarta makes we do everything for a pile of cash. Those include opening kios di ITC selling kaos-kaos ketat. I have no idea, who the hell giving a fake compliment about how good Saipul Jamil wearing tight tees so that eventually he’s so convinced to opened his very own ITC’s store. And soon we all know how the store ends. *whispered : “miserable. . . .”*
Saipul Jamil has been trough everything more than an ordinary man has ever did, a fake-failed marriage with slut-wannabies Dewi Persik, Divorce. . . . and Do you think that waving his underwear in pantai Ancol was the lowest point in his career? You are wrong. So wrooongg. It must be when we almost puked seeing him in the news going to go as wakil bupati Banten. That must be it! And as we predict, mission failed. And do you think I am the only person annoyed by him, no no no you are wrong. There were folks in Banten that eventually throw rocks to his car at the Election Day. Thanks to Banten civilizations that still keeps their logics up. Poor jamil. . .What’s next jamil?
OH well, this is NOT a hatred post against three of them. In the other hand, they just inspired me how I should persist and survive among the vicious atmosphere of human civilization. Listen to my heart and do what I like . . .-just believe that I’m not lying – ahgyahaaa. . .
Cyaw!
no 1 dan 3 aku sih setuju untuk ke laut saja…
tapi no 2… menurutku sih bolehlah….
ngikutin gosip juga nih tnyata… :p
eh eh, kok klo dibanding blog aku, its like you posting 10 posts dan aku cuman 1? lots of ideas tapi aku sedang not in the mood to type in the writing box… hehehe, maap tulisan yg ini tidak relevan, maaf ya, ya, ya? kan lagi puasa…